Saturday, February 19, 2011
I am just not feeling your flow............
um.............I been busy.
Looks like this:
Monday - school, treadmill for two miles, shove some kind of nutrition down the throats of all my people, clogging studio, soccer field, clogging studio, home @ 10:30 P freaking M.
Tuesday - school, treadmill for two miles, shove some kind of nutrition down the throats of all my people, this is appt afternoon and errands on this side of town, or maybe some yard work, and hopefully dinner with the fam if no one knocks their teeth out or needs stitches.
Wednesday - school, treadmill for two miles, shove some kind of nutrition down the throats of all my people, orthodontist, church
Thursday - school, shove some kind of nutrition down the throats of all my people at 5:50am, pack a cooler full of food and drinks, head for the home school co-op at the butt crack of dawn, to the gym, grocery store, home and rest for a couple hours, then to soccer field for two 1/2 hours sometimes.
Friday - school, hate on the treadmill and curse it... cause for 5 weeks I been hittin the thing and have lost a whopping TWO pounds (I know right? Don't say push away from the table Amy...CAUSE I AM!), shove some kind of nutrition down the throats of all my people, and hope for some yard work that wasn't done Tuesday to get done, then dinner with the fam if no one knocks their teeth out or needs stitches.
Saturday - treadmill for two miles, D shoves a real nutritious breakfast down all of our throats(this morning - amazing Belgian waffles with bananas on top for me with a tad of syrup for taste and turkey bacon...even dairy free ones for Sky), soccer and the to the gym.
Sunday - sheer chaos getting ready for church, church, cook, clean it up, decompress for the rest of the day .....cause guess what? Monday always is the next day, it never fails.
Not that any of this is relevant to anyone butt me...but I can remember when one of my best girlfriends, Cindi & I swore we would NEVER be on this type of schedule. Both her schedule and mine are so crowded now with our children getting older and into activities that we NEVER see one another. This is such a loss to me. It feels like one of my arms is missing or something. Like I am always looking for something and never find it.
This is something I HATE......when I catch myself saying, "I'm sorry we haven't _______(fill in the blank) but, we've just been so busy."
This says to me......I am busy and I don't have time for you.
While it may be true that we are busy and I completely understand when folks say it to me, it's just not how I want to be.
I bumped into Sarah at the community center the other night signing CB up for soccer (I am surely a dang glutton for punishment) and D to coach his team.....cause CB said he would play and D did not have to be coerced into coaching, cause he actually enjoyed it last year much to his surprise.
Okay...I bumped into Sarah, who is my next door neighbor and also one of my best girlfriends ......I hadn't spent any time with her in weeks.....so strange to casually pass each other and cram small talk and important talk into 15 to 20 minutes of go time.
I also ran into another neighbor at the community center. He tried to get me to sign up for a learn about the constitution class that lasts all day on a Saturday. He told me that he would just come by my house on Friday and tell me all about his business at the community center. When I explained to him I was busy on Friday, he pressed he would come Saturday....
Sorry, busy.
Sunday then.....church....
Okay then Monday....um, how about NO!
Sorry busy all day.....which is the truth. He seemed to be kinda put off that I didn't jump on this opportunity.
In my mind I'm all, Dude, I am here to sign up for soccer, I don't really care about your class, I am super sure you are a well meaning, cool fellow, but I am just not feeling your flow, you know what I mean.
I'm not speaking for Sarah, but I am kinda....I don't think she was feeling his flow 100% either. We were both exhausted for different reasons and trying to cram a months worth of missed conversation into 15 minutes of paper work and walking to the car.
Besides, May took a constitution class ALL DANG YEAR last year and I do not want to sit through another constitution class on a Saturday.....at least not until Obama isn't president anymore.....
.....whatever, don't be a hater Obama lovers.
Sooooooo......at one time Cindi & I had decided to move to the compound and just combine our families and divide up chores, cooking, and schooling....she was going to be to light blue dress family and I the beige dress family....I have another friend who wants to move to the compound with us I told her she would have to be the lavender dress family cause blue was already taken.
On the compound, all the outside stuff that contaminates and takes up all our time is a mute point. I can have my own chickens and some goats like other good little home school families. I won't have to pay ridiculous amounts for gas every week cause I don't have to go anywhere. We can all just get on our compound bus and drive together....well I don't know.... that would be to many kids at the grocery store, that's a not desirable thought. They would have to stay home and knit or something.....let me shake that thought off.
There is much to said for the simple life.
In fact when we have our community yard sale, I'm going to go nuts getting rid of every dang thing in my house that I have to dust or keep track of. What I don't sell I am thinking of just putting a free sign on it and letting the scavengers have at it......I swear.
Okay, gotta go, the clock is chasing me around the house reminding me that he comes first....and now D has fixed the kids lunch and he fixed Sky the most delicious smelling dairy free pizza. He's awesome, I love him so much.
I so gotta tell you about May's research paper for biology. She did it on Genetically Modified Foods, it has me completely wigged out. You know how I was all on "the government is trying to kill us" conspiracy thing? This paper didn't help that runaway train.
Monday, May 3, 2010
I can't pith a frog!.....................

In the car Sky is asking questions about this and about that. She is talking incessantly and literally my ears are starting to hurt.
Wednesday, March 24, 2010
Let me tell you about the birds and who cares about the bees.........
....remember? "Yank a doodle from your nose Dude, I think you gotta bat in the cave......."
Well, if you don't....... go here, http://therareamylesaurus.blogspot.com/2009/10/yank-doodle-from-your-nose-dude-i-think.html It's a crazy blog so be warned.
Anyhoo....
Yesterday in home schooling, we learned about birds.
How some birds are big birds and some birds are really small.
We talked of the different colors they come in.....blue, green, orange.....or maybe "red and yellow, black and white(they are precious in his site)"..........
They are beautiful.....“It is the beautiful bird which gets caged"...tis true, we see the beautiful ones at Pet Smart in cages all the time.....and the ugly ones at the soccer field and stuff.
What they eat.....
"The early bird gets the worm."....and sometimes the bird never eats at all.
"The bird thinks it a favor to give the fish a lift in the air"
"God gives every bird its food, but he does not throw it into the nest"......yet sometimes the bird throws itself unto us......
The conversation drifted to bird flight, migration and so forth......you know?
"Birds of a feather flock together"
"God finds a low branch for the bird that cannot fly"
"Hold fast to dreams for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly"
.......howbeit some birds live on forever and never seem to die, they push forward and they fly.
"A bird does not sing because it has an answer. It sings because it has a song"..........sometimes the bird's song isn't that pleasant.....
....some birds are silent but speak volumes.....
"Poetry is like a bird, it ignores all frontiers"...however, it will not be ignored itself....
"Each bird must sing with his own throat"....or maybe not...
"There'll be bluebirds over,
The white cliffs of Dover,
Tomorrow, just you wait and see"

It seems CB was a very good student yesterday.
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This is what really happened.
At the soccer field Tuesday night, Cole cut his finger. It was really more like a pretty harsh paper cut slit his fingertip. He wouldn't let anyone look at it or touch it. So for like, ALL NIGHT, he walked, ran, climbed, played....giving everyone the "Universal Hi Sign." He didn't quit "shootin the bird" till he fell asleep in his bed that night, despite the fact his finger was getting cramped.
My girlfriend , Liz, snapped this with her cell. It was just so crazy looking I had to share it. It appears he is flicking someone off while I am not paying him any attention. So dang funny to me. When I first saw this pic I laughed out loud.
....and of course, lots of the parents thought it was snickerable. I would call his name out and he'd turn around to face me to see what I needed....shootin me a bird. It was just insane looking.
There is the D factor ad libbing to go with all the insanity, and you know how loud he talks. "Cole, what do you say we go and let Obamacare fix that finger for you?"
Cole turns and looks at him, cause in his baby mind NOBODY is going to touch his finger and he doesn't know "Obamacare" - "NO Daddy!" (flickin the bird)
D - "Yeah buddy, that's how we all feel....." (shaking his head in pity like he sympathizes with Cole)
D has impeccable timing with his comments. So whether you were an Obama fan or not, it was laughable.
Stuff like this...........only happens to us.
Tuesday, February 23, 2010
rage against the Melvinite from rejectapaloosa-ville.......
The day I got this ticket I was trying to obey the law HARD. On the way to the doctors appt. I saw the camera going off crazy...flash, flash.........flash, flash, flash.......flash. I was like what is wrong with that thing, maybe it needs to be calibrated. I checked my speed, my cruise was set on 30, though the speed limit was 35. I knew it wasn't me.
On the way home I could see the camera still going off crazy as I was approaching it. Flashing away in front of me....
I am now up on the camera....flash, flash.....
passing it....flash, flash, flash....
rear view mirror.....flash flash.....check my speed still on 30-ish....oops am I in a school zone?
Look up real quick, oh good, in a school zone but the light isn't flashing....good, so it isn't me then, the camera must be wacked out.
When I get home though, I am calling D to tell him what's up in case they send me a ticket. Cause today I am 100% sure I am obeying the law so if I get a ticket, I am going to be livid.
.....this is my thought process.
Went home, called D gave him the run down on the flikted speed camera situation, and conveyed I was going to court if I got a ticket.
This past Saturday, before I was about to start getting ready to go to a wedding reception at church, I opened the mail. BIG MISTAKE!
As I pulled from the envelope a picture of my car clear as a bell.... with my tag so easily readable I didn't even need my reading glasses to look at it........my blood pressure hit an all time high in the Guinness Book of World Records. It ran so hot I thought I would scratch a hole in the sheet rock in my kitchen with my fingernails.
At that instant I determined I was not going to pay the ticket no matter what. I was prepared to go jail for a speeding ticket for going 31 in a 20 mph zone.
I pictured myself sitting in a jail cell, with crazy, matted up hair, and wild, high on crackalacky eyes......"Don't come any closer! I'm dangerous! I'm unpredictable! I went 31 in a 20 & that was after I ripped the tag off my pillows and mattresses!!!! (insert psycho music)
I hopped on Z's scooter and scooted on over to the porch politics at King David's house where His Highness Ferdinand the First, King David, & D were hashing out whether or not they trust a computer with their lives.....ex. an airplane, driven by computer with an ability to override a human...or some stupid crap that no one cares about but them, it seemed like a total waste of good breathing time.
I interrupted this to pledge my allegiance to the jail cell and swear by my truths. Then we all came up with a plan of action to fight & revolt that was unrealistic, to which His Highness Ferdinand the First quickly pointed out we were wasting breathing time, we were going to lose.
Later it occured to me that there was a web site that we could enter my citation number into and then watch me violating the law supposedly. So we do it.
Clearly on the video the school zone lights are blinking. I must have glanced up at the light when it was off and thought myself innocent. D agrees with the timing of the light and all that this is a possiblity.
D proceeds to take this "snapshot" from the video...... while he is at work......

.......and then email it to the porch politics people, telling them how I was Chicken Little & the sky was falling, the sky was falling......
I initially was so angry that I was so busted when I had thought I was surely innocent. I was willing to go to jail for for petes sake. I wanted to scratch my face off in severe aggravation. My inner turmoil could not be soothed for about a full day. It sucked. My joy was completely stolen and there was no trace of it anywhere.
That is why I am sure I must have been PMS-ing. I am sure that I need some hormone therapy.....or just some plain old therapy. That was crazy.
I don't think I would have been so upset if if I hadn't believed myself to be so freaking innocent
and I hadn't have been trying so hard to obey the speed limit.
Plus, Oak Ridge........that city, really isn't all that. I am so outta there. I am looking for new doctors and dentists, no more of my money will spent on the city of Oak Ridge.
My first ticket there, the freaking cop gave me a ticket about 10 yards away from a 55 mph sign. I was going 55 in a 45.
He pulled me over in front of a 55 mph sign to give me a ticket for going 55 in a 45.
Then before he left me he says this...
"Have a nice day ma'am and drive a little safer with your children in the car."
(in my mind) WHAT???! You fat, simple minded, muffin top, belt to tight, greasy comb over Melvinite, who just came from rejectapaloosa-ville! I can spit on the 55 mph sign, you loser! When I cross the line here, in oh say, 30 seconds!!!...AM I STILL GOING TO BE RECKLESS WEEBLE WOBBLE?! Get yer pants out yer butt crack, and loosen up that belt before yer swelling belly explodes, Ninny!
When he says this and before he has fully walked away and while I am going off in a tirade in my mind.....M & Z start laughing. May relaying to me he has an avocado head.....reminding me to drive a little safer with my children in the car.
The second ticket I was really speeding...45 in a 35....and I knew it....CB had just come from the pediatric dentist cause he had almost knocked his teeth out. I was not paying attention to my speedometer and the speed camera's were new. I paid the ticket with out an anger problem.
I know I am not the best driver. I do. But I have been trying really hard to watch when I back up, to go the speed limit, and to be careful with my kids in the car........trying really, really hard to be a good driver. That ticket is "jackin my style."
Fun facts to know and tell.....I am over myself now.......
.......freaking finally!